May the goddess of sexy neighbors smile upon me.
Two apartment units near mine are now empty,
and maintenance staff was there today to make ’em all spiffy.
And so now I must wait and see who takes up occupancy.

My ex-boyfriend and I once had a mutual thing
for the enchanting Latina tenant across the way,
and then there was the brunette model who was rather dishy
and had arguably the most beautiful behind in all of Sin City