> if i had the stanley cup

if I ever gained access to the Stanley Cup, such as if it was given to me because I was so awesome, I’d pry off that black plate at the bottom that looks like the lid of a coffee can and I’d hope the inside was as hollow as a vase. If so, I’d clean it out and dump a mess of Pretty in Paris moisturizing body wash into it, fill it with hot water and give myself a pedi.

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